动物农场手记

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——拉个大旗哈,其实跟奥威尔同学没关系,只是一群土人去了趟Safari Zoo……

提起野生动物园,国内也去过若干,不过是坐着车进去,被动物们参观罢了。在草食动物的区域,一般也都能下来喂一喂,以显得人与自然河蟹相处。肉食动物则一般是要么关起它们来,要么关起人来,无论如何,安全第一,人类对自己的徒手格斗能力还是不要太高估的好。

这次去的Safari其实规模不大,动物的种类数量比国内去过的要差得多,只是出来久了,人愈发地土,将就着看看散心;黑堡的众兄弟姐妹倒极有可能是被最近的电影《马达加斯加II》勾引起情绪才想到要来动物园的。在blog里面列动物的list未免有灌水之嫌,所以随便写写逛园子时好玩的事情吧。

1. 关于人的哲思

逛到养猪场的时候,老鼠突然想到一个很有哲学高度的问题,遂与小璞有以下对话
 
鼠:诶,你说在这么多动物中间,你怎么证明你是人啊?
小璞:(呛了一下,反应还不太慢,指着一群猪说)哦,我直立行走啊!
鼠:(大家已经逛到雉鸡那边)那鸡也直立行走呢。
小璞:(-_-!开始擦汗)那个,我会使用工具!
鼠:(沉默一阵,大家这时候逛到了“蜘蛛猴”的笼子边,一只猴子打不过另一只,遂逃开,捡了根木棍回来)你看,它们也使用工具……
小璞:(忍无可忍,推推头上的棉帽子,挥动手中的单反相机)我会使用数码工具!!!
鼠:(默……@_@",还是承认他是人吧~这孩子不容易)

2. 关于气质

园中可以开车的地方散养着些草食动物,n种不同名称样貌的鹿、马、牛、羊和骆驼以及一些鸵鸟。我们在入口处买了食物,一路开就一路喂过去。有些动物大胆些,或者说无耻些,气质比较差,会跑过来抢吃,即使没食物了空手也能逗逗它们;有些则胆小或者说清高些,轻易不近车旁,有的甚至近前来,却只嗅嗅食物,并不吃,端的叫一个份儿。于是歧视产生了,我们都尽力想喂那些“清高”的,故意不给那些“无耻”的。小璞更过分的是以貌取“鹿”。看见漂亮的,就说人家“戴着雍容华贵的围巾啊~”;看见丑的就说“土啊,还穿毛衣,看那边还来一个穿毛裤的”@_@!

等我们逛过喂食区域,回头去圈养区的时候,却真的看到气质优雅的动物了——袋鼠,其半仙姿态如下。我们经过时万般惊扰,人家岿然不动。

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3. 关于交流

星星是深藏不露的牛人,偶们刚刚发现——他竟然可以流畅地与动物们交流,不论种类。比如:我们到猴子笼前,猴子们懒散地晒太阳,抓虱子,偶尔两个打闹一下,也并不激烈,大家努力想象场景,还配以台词,可是气氛就是出不来。此时星星突然以某一频率拍手,声音不大,绝无惊吓之嫌,可群猴仿佛得了号令,顿时骚动起来,上蹿下跳,我们目瞪口呆。。。事情若是到此结束,我们可以解释为偶然,然而星星在长颈鹿身上再次验证了他的实力。当我们去看长颈鹿的时候,一家四口鹿已经藏到房子里休息了。望着空空的场地,星星突然开始“唱歌”,其音律类似嘶鸣,刹那间四只鹿从房子里鱼贯而出,星星继续“嘶鸣”,一只小长颈鹿遂绕场裸奔……大家叹服。星星停下来,四只鹿陆续回房了,场地恢复宁静后星星再次长啸——嗯,不出所料,四只鹿又跑出来了,继续裸奔。。。叫大家如何不ORZ。

4. 关于善良

还是星星的故事,谁让我们一个车呢。我们一路喂动物的时候都是用手,因为把食盒拿出去会被力大的动物打翻。谁知一路快到终点时遇一骆驼拦路,我们抬头看,该骆驼嘴里竟然嚼着一个白色塑料杯似的东西。星星为了让骆驼放下口中不能吃的食物,遂双手捧出食盒,试图吸引骆驼的注意。谁知骆驼弃了口中的白色物体,却一下子叼走了我们喂动物的食盒。我们这才明白,原来骆驼口中的白色物体就是抢了游客的食盒啊。。。好在骆驼抢的太急,食盒并没叼稳当,掉了下来。星星以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃的速度以及大无畏的精神迅速开车门捡回食盒,还抓回两把食物。小璞感动地连声夸赞:“星星真善良啊!就怕骆驼再吃到塑料食盒受伤。”

晚饭时,老鼠把这个感人的故事讲给Ray和小丫头,坐在对面的星星憨厚一笑:“你们是这么理解的啊……”全桌愕然,遂问,那应该怎么理解呢?星星答:“我就是惦着地上撒的食物浪费了可惜,抓回来点儿接着不还能喂别的动物嘛~”@@"

5. 关于靠谱

饭桌上大家乱侃,Ray就逗老实的星星,非说把他的终身大事着落在老鼠这个“金牌冰人”身上。老鼠推托,说你看我也不在黑堡了,身边哪儿有那么多美女可以介绍给星星帅哥啊,你还是找个靠谱的人吧。小璞听得“靠谱”二字,突然举手说:“谁叫我呐?”

老鼠转头一脸认真地问,知道闰土为什么叫闰土么?小璞答:“他五行缺土。”老鼠接着问,那知道你为啥叫小璞么?小璞顺口答:“因为我五行缺璞(谱)……”众人笑翻后大家认同了靠谱青年是谁都不会是小璞。。。

火鸡快跑

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——Turkey Outreach

早上八点到教堂的时候,一层停车场已经人满为患了。所有志愿者的车都停在二层,一层就空出来作为一个临时的流水线工厂。不过老鼠到的时候尚早,流水线还没有成型,成箱的食品堆积在车场的一端,还有无数的空箱子等着装满。车场四周停了四辆十八轮,依然在源源不断地卸货。而车场里面人声鼎沸热闹非凡,其喧闹程度跟万圣节的乔治镇大游行有一拼,唯一不同的是大家没有dress up,都是劳动服罢了。我打电话给小group的大姐大Nicole,我们姊妹几人说好了周六一起来,可是没想到人这么多,车场里还拢音,打电话根本听不清楚,光找人就找了十五分钟。

Turkey Outreach是McLean Bilble Church每年感恩节前都会举行的活动。教会的志愿者们聚集在一起,把成箱的食物分装好,感恩节的时候教会会发放给教区的穷人,也就是国内能过个小年的意思了。除了小时候的植树,我还真没印象以往参与过这么大型的全员志愿者活动。有趣的是看着混乱的场面在没有人组织的情况下竟然自发向熵值降低的方向发展。三排桌子摆好之后,人群自动形成三条长龙,沿着桌子排开,装箱的行动就正式开始。

桌子的宽度正好是两个箱子宽,因而一线流水线的人就沿着桌子对面站好形成两条准同步运行的人工传送带。从一端开始,打头的两人每人拿起一个箱子上桌,然后放入一种食品,将箱子在桌上向下一个人推过去,下一个人也接着向下传。等到中继站,就会有二线的人从后面的食品堆里拿出下一种食物扔进去,然后继续向下推送……直至箱子到达流水线终点,里面大概已经有了七八种食物,封箱,装车。整个的运行大抵如此。我们一个早上要装出7500箱,三排桌子,六条流水线,每条就是一千二百五十个箱子。。。。。不过好在人多,大家边说笑着边传递箱子,其乐融融的气氛完全压倒了早晨的寒风。老鼠目测估计,每排桌子上相对的两条一线流水线上,至少有三百人,平均十五个人身后会出现一个二线中继站,其场面相当壮观。

老鼠只找到Nicole和Ashleigh,于是三个人加入流水线,我和Nicole在一线,Ashleigh小妹妹在我身后的中继站投袋装食品到箱子里。站在那里才发现我的岗位真是郁闷——前一个桌子比后一个要矮一厘米左右,这样箱子到了我面前不单要推,还要抬一下才能传递下去,可是运行起来的流水线总不好让它在老鼠这里堆积,只好当作锻炼身体了吧——话说回来,大伙儿一起干活儿,还真是不觉得累,只觉得好玩儿,谈笑间箱子就刷刷传过去,比真正的机械流水线也不逊色。

我们来得不早,在流水线下游,箱子到我面前已经有三十磅重了。说起这个重量,还真不是估出来的,而是一位碎嘴的帅哥在我对面一直算,算出来的。他是在流水线启动后才加进来,因为我们这一段都是娘子军,加上桌子前低后高,箱子总是在我们这里形成traffic jam,于是本来在我对面的美女下线换了中继站一个gg过来。必须承认——确实是帅哥,很文静的那种帅,蓝眼睛长睫毛像个洋娃娃。他专程站到桌子接缝这里抬箱子,也就是俺的正对面。不过这家伙实在是碎嘴啊,从加入就开始唠叨,而且具有大多数美国人不具有的对数学的极大热情。他刚站过来就很自来熟地跟我说,“诶,你来数箱子,我来计时,看一分钟能从这里过多少个箱子。”计算结果是一分钟从我手里过了十五个箱子,从这一点,这哥们就开始念叨着口算起来:“一分钟十五个,两条线就是三十个。刚刚过去了半个小时,半个小时有三十分钟,那么三十乘以三十是……九百!也就是我们半小时装了九百箱。我们一共要装七千五百箱,三条线,每条要装两千五百箱,两千五百除以九百——这也除不尽啊,就算是得三吧,也就是一共要传三个三十分钟,一个半小时我们就能搞定!”嗯,此处我写了不过百来个字,这哥们儿口算了差不多十分钟,而且口中念叨得我十分发晕。周遭的mm们却一致地发出崇拜的惊叹,老鼠不由得想,帅就是好啊~算了这么半天还要得到夸奖T_T。该帅哥自谦了一句,说哎呀算不过来了,需要计算器,俺旁边的mm竟然说嗯你不用计算器的,你就是计算器啊,然后众人一一附和之。。。帅哥向老鼠看过来,我我我觉得打击他不太合适,于是顺口跟着捧——"你一定是数学专业的吧"T_T说的我自己都亏心。他高深莫测地一笑,幽默地说“My major is Turkey Counting~”顺便问我的专业,俺实在不想给EE丢人啊,于是继续亏心,趁Nicole没注意,回答他说我是学历史的,数学不太好@_@!于是该gg继续发挥特长,到箱子里一一翻出食品,读重量再加起来。一只火鸡十五磅,一袋土豆十二磅,一个罐头一磅……箱子加到我们这里是六种食物共三十磅。

碎嘴归碎嘴,该帅哥的估计还真是差不多。流水线八点十五分启动,九点四十八分我们完成了任务,众人说笑着散去。老鼠不争气地饿了——唉,我可是正经吃了早饭的!我跟Nicole,Ashleigh以及早上没找到我们,只好加入另一条流水线的Becca一起去了面包店。老鼠困啊,周五熬到凌晨五点多才把poster做完,回家睡了一个多小时,七点又起来了。进了店点完面包去倒咖啡——这就已经错了,应该是从咖啡机里接的嘛,晕。老鼠看也没看抓起一个壶就倒,倒了一半回过神来,已经倒了半杯牛奶了。我们坐下来闲磕牙,老鼠说这个流水线有意思啊,不过应该把桌子从高到低摆放,传递就容易了;而且应该让力气小的在前端;还有,食品也应该先放轻的,像那个火鸡应该在封箱之前再装……我还没说完,三个女人看着我突然大笑起来,老鼠莫名其妙,Nicole说,“You!Engineering Girl~”

*回来倒头睡了仨小时,醒了才发现肩膀酸得不行。勉强炒了俩菜对付肚子,接着写我的paper。然后现在精神着呢,睡不着了。

zz京剧版的奥巴马胜选感言

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——恭录于此,权作一笑。
——久疏皮黄,犹忆当日云板铮铮,嬉笑怒骂,都化成唱念作打
 
发信人: sirene (菜菜|将你从前与我心,付与他人可), 信区: XiquQuyi
标  题: 京剧版奥巴马胜选感言zz
发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Nov 18 12:17:29 2008), 站内
 
(二簧导板)  奥巴马撩袍服讲台来上,
(回龙)    芝加哥众父老细听端详:
(反二簧慢板) 这几日百姓们纷纷言讲,
                                怀疑这美国梦是一枕黄粱。
                                今夜晚恰好比答卷展放,
                                众百姓排长队投票奔忙。
                                见几个年轻的神清气爽,
                                见几个年长者益壮老当;
                                见几个有钱的财粗气壮,
                                见几个无钱的神采飞扬。
                                见几个民主党和共和党,
                                见几个黑人、白人,西班牙、亚细亚,同性、异性,
                                身残志强、体健心康,一个个趾高气扬。
(反二簧原板) 今夜晚我辈等把功业来创,
                                成众志风云会虎跃龙骧。
                                历史弯弓犹如秋月样,
                                认扣搭弦射向正前方。
                                这一场大变革从天而降,
                                为此刻已等了日久天长。
                                适才间麦凯恩电话探望,
                                我与他君子之交并未参商。
                                此一刻想起了我竞选搭档,
                                乔拜登可算得架海金梁。
                                还有我夫人把家业来掌,
                                萨莎、玛丽亚是我女儿一双。
                                想起了外祖母将我抚养,
                                可叹她一命归天堂。
                                对家人感激情难于述讲,
                                还有那普劳夫执掌阴阳。
                                思良臣忆家属再想上一想,
                                眼前的众父老功高无双。
                                众百姓为竞选群情激荡,
                                众百姓为竞选慷慨解囊;
                                此胜利可标得凌烟阁上,
                                此胜利可落得万古名扬。
                                虽然是此胜利意义高广,
                                尚有那诸挑战就在前方:
                                阿富汗、伊拉克两场战仗,
                                金融界掀风波势如虎狼;
                                医疗度用要算上账,
                                各种欠款要来还偿。
                                虽然是路难行需要闯荡,
                                军民人等、文武百官,并肩往、走一场,
                                把艰难平趟,料也无妨。
                                此时间要的是团结向上,
                                把一辈古人说比方:
                                昔日里有一个林肯皇上,
                                进白宫扛党旗自立自强。
                                平分裂息纷争结盟两党,
                                他也曾在南方动过刀枪。
                                到后来海晏河清太平日享,
                                美利坚如灯塔大放光芒。
                                这民主是我朝无形宝藏,
                                为明天促变革日月增光。
                                猛然间又一人记起心上,
                                站讲台尊父老细听其详,这是位年迈的娘行:
                                安妇人百六岁天年颐养,
                                经三世阅广历饱经风霜。
                                她眼见经济界摆脱绝望,
                                她眼见妇人们权同儿郎;
                                她眼见烽烟起在珍珠港,
                                她眼见平权后法制伸张;
                                她眼见登月宫冲破天网,
                                她眼见众人推倒柏林墙。
                                到如今走过了人生一场,
                                无忧无虑落得个安康。
                                倘若是我二女如她一样,
                                百年回首是怎样的时光?
(二簧散板)  大选后且把这天数展望,
                                齐努力定能够国富民强。
                                一时间说不尽衷肠以往,
                                望空中告上帝保佑我邦。
—-
休要提起书和字,这种东西最误人。念了书,生出魔障,认了字儿便惹动情根。悔当初,不该从师学句读,念的什么唐诗呐讲的什么汉文。想幼时诸子百家曾读过,诗词歌赋费尽心。倒不如一字不识庸庸女,她偏要凤冠霞帔做夫人。细思量还是不学的好,文章误我,我误青春。我不能玉堂金马登高第,又不能流水高山遇知音。女儿家笔迹怎教男儿见,倒惹的旁人启笑唇。倒不如将它消毁尽,把一片刻骨铭心化作尘。

“护驾”

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——其实没尽到责任哈,帮着扯了会儿条幅就跑了@@"
 
锦涛师兄前天到DC参加G20峰会,于是从周五到周日其行程沿线均被大使馆布置了护驾队伍。主要是为了用人民战争的汪洋大海淹没轮子以及藏独分子,让五星红旗和欢迎横幅压住他们的嚣张气焰。当然,大言不惭一下,最有组织有纪律的当属我们这些留学生了。俺们VT留学生接到的时间安排是周六下午12点半到3点半,黑堡浩浩荡荡拉来了一百五十人的队伍,连我们DC分舵也出了30人(含家属及台湾同胞)。集合的路上又碰到清华、北大、南开校友会组织的一批队伍,老少杂处,却也群情激昂的样子。更让人惊异的是本来乌云密布的天儿,突然就阳光灿烂了。到地儿立马分发红旗、横幅若干,十字路口的四角我们先占了两角,对面有五十六个民族服装的xdjm载歌载舞,锣鼓喧天。另有一角先是被轮子的横幅霸着,我们这边不少人拿来当背景拍,不过很快就有我们的人带旗过去将它遮住了。
 
以上就是俺看到的全部景象,然后——饥肠辘辘的老鼠就寻了家咖啡厅坐下来吃东西啦~还没吃完,狂风骤起,大雨倾盆,遂暗自庆幸没在外面坚持“护驾”。打了电话才知道,涛哥的座驾已经开过了,外面的xdjm们大多也没见着人影。。。前后变天如此之快,有牛人描述为:胡主席来了拨云见日啊!(乌云漫天—>阳光灿烂)胡主席走了云雨从龙啊!(阳光灿烂—>大雨倾盆)。
 
老鼠本就是打着“护驾”旗号来见见朋友们的,没见到涛哥也不遗憾。为了蹭大巴去博物馆,倒是回了趟胡core下榻的宾馆。可惜等待良久,不耐,只好带着二位芳邻先行坐地铁闪人,脱离了大部队。据说在大部队离开后涛哥露面了,于是有一张挥手照片在此为证。
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到博物馆之后矛盾出来了:Dawson想继续上次未完的艺术馆之旅,Rudy却惦记着再访航空航天博物馆。不过人算不如天算,自然历史的海洋馆周六有特别展出,于是两个选择都放弃,三个人奔着Ocean Special而去。由于时间充裕,还得空看了个3D电影——介绍恐龙的,带着3D眼镜在放映厅里伸手去摸或者躲避着本不存在的折射成像,真是越活越孩子气。
 
 
*“护驾”之行让我想起小时一件好玩儿的事儿了。还是老鼠在读小学的时候,鞍山市成人仪式请我们小学的军乐队伴奏,偶就背着军鼓站在队伍里看着高三的大哥哥大姐姐们宣誓。那次仪式搞得挺隆重,市长啊市委书记都出席了,市长还讲了话。老鼠那个时候小啊,只知道市长可就是俺们这一方水土的父母官啊,于是回家激动滴跟老爸炫耀:
鼠:          俺看见市长啦~
鼠爸爸:  这有啥奇怪,鞍山新闻天天有他。。。
鼠:           俺看见的是会讲话滴!
鼠爸爸:(汗-_-!)新闻里他也讲话啊~
鼠:         (急~)俺看见的是真滴!
鼠爸爸:(-_-!!!决定继续逗老鼠)我们看见的也不是假的啊~
鼠:         (怒了!)俺看见的——是活的!!!(回音:是活的!是活的!是活的!)
鼠爸爸笑喷~~~
 
……后来~好像市长贪污受贿被拿掉了,再后来,换了个市长,然后又换了一个,可能现在又换了吧。只记得某一任市长在俺刚考上大学那年去了北京,宴请了THU和PKU的一百来个鞍山籍学子,喝酒的时候一挥手,成箱拿上来的不是“燕京”却是“千山湖”(鞍山的一个啤酒品牌),说“来,大伙儿喝一碗故乡水……”

大选结果出来鸟~

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民主党压倒性胜利……
 
mark 一下~
 
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Below are Barack Obama’s remarks as prepared for delivery tonight in Chicago:
发信人: bigbusyboy (瑶草留芳,惠致格物), 信区: Joke
标  题: 《奥巴马胜选演说·文言版》(zz)
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Nov 17 20:12:35 2008), 站内
Hello,Chicago!
芝城父老,别来无恙,
If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.
余尝闻世人有疑,不知当今美利坚凡事皆可成就耶?开国先贤之志方岿然于世耶?民主之伟力不减于昔年耶?凡存诸疑者,今夕当可释然。
It’s the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen, by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different, that their voices could be that difference.
今夕之释然,皆蒙美利坚民众之协力——学塾祠庙之外,市井乡野之间,万千父老心焦似焚,苦待竟日,愿献一票之力。其中,平生未尝涉国事者,数亦不少,而今有此义举,皆因一念不衰——今夫天下,非同既往,愿发吁天之声,必成动地之势。
It’s the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled. Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been just a collection of individuals or a collection of red states and blue states. We are, and always will be, the United States of America.
今夕之释然,皆仰吾国同胞之齐心——何谈贫富老幼之差、党社宗族之异,惶论发肤肌体之别、志趣爱恶之分。吾国既以“合众”为名,吾辈则更无疏离之意,红蓝二党并肩而立,数十邦州挽手相合,无分你我,共称一家,昂然于世,齐声一呼,天下乃有此释然。
It’s the answer that led those who’ve been told for so long by so many to be cynical and fearful and doubtful about what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.
今夕之释然,皆因愤懑者之镇静,忧惧者之勇气,犹疑者之笃定——平素世间种种,消磨其志向,溃灭其梦想,而值此风云之际,除旧更新,当仁不让,倾力而动乾坤者,更何人哉!
It’s been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this date in this election at this defining moment change has come to America.
俟之诚久,其志弥坚。幸天地明察,乃有今日,乃有此刻,乃有此一选举,乃有我亿万美利坚大好国民——吾邦之大变革,方得自兹而始也!
A little bit earlier this evening, I received an extraordinarily gracious call from Sen. McCain.
Sen. McCain fought long and hard in this campaign. And he’s fought even longer and harder for the country that he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine. We are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader. I congratulate him; I congratulate Gov. Palin for all that they’ve achieved. And I look forward to working with them to renew this nation’s promise in the months ahead.
顷接参议员麦君凯恩电,虽未得晤,幸有一谈,其言谆谆,其意诚诚,鄙人感佩之至。选战期内,麦君劳碌几重,奔波几许,皆为国家计。诸般求索,时日良多,皆非余所能及。于国于民之惊人牺牲,亦非庸庸如吾辈者所可想见。以麦君之胆魄襟怀,能为吾邦所用,实国家之幸,万民之幸也。前途漫漫,其事未竟,余所盼瞩由衷者,唯共麦凯恩君、佩林君,及诸贤士比肩,会吾等之绵力,成吾邦之大业。
I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart, and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton and rode with on the train home to Delaware, the vice president-elect of the United States, Joe Biden.
乔君拜登,亦吾所感铭至深者也。竞选之业,艰险不足与外人道,幸有乔君之辅佐,其诚天可鉴之。乔君其人,素言恳辞切,意笃情真,盖尝经斯兰克顿街乡邻之提命,饱聆特拉华州父老之晤教也。他日余既登总统之位,乔君必当副之。
And I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last 16 years the rock of our family, the love of my life, the nation’s next first lady Michelle Obama.
拙荆米氏,追随鄙人凡一十六年,既为爱侣,更为挚友,既为吾阖家之基石,又乃余终生之至爱。鄙人尝自忖度,倘无贤妻若此,今朝阔论高谈于此处者,不知何人矣!
Sasha and Malia I love you both more than you can imagine. And you have earned the new puppy that’s coming with us to the new White House.
小女萨沙、玛丽,余素深喜之。昔日为父尝与汝等言,此番选战若得一胜,愿购小犬一头相赠,待阖家乔迁总统府邸之日,偕汝等同进吾宅。今当胜负已出,既有一诺在前,必自践行不欺也。
And while she’s no longer with us, I know my grandmother’s watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight. I know that my debt to them is beyond measure.
祖母大人虽已仙逝,料必有灵在天,俯察人寰,想应颔首开颜矣。吾奥巴马氏列祖列宗,亦当如是。今日今时,此情此景,鄙人追思之心,乌鸟之情,曷其有极!唯生死陌路,仙凡有别,虽怀反哺之心,而无答报之门也!
To my sister Maya, my sister Alma, all my other brothers and sisters, thank you so much for all the support that you’ve given me. I am grateful to them.
至若玛雅、艾玛二姐妹,以及吾家诸同胞,所惠我者,亦属良多,久沐恩德,此当拜谢。
And to my campaign manager, David Plouffe, the unsung hero of this campaign, who built the best — the best political campaign, I think, in the history of the United States of America.To my chief strategist David Axelrod who’s been a partner with me every step of the way.To the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you’ve sacrificed to get it done.
大卫普劳夫君,大卫阿克塞罗德君,一为鄙人竞选事务之经理,一为鄙人国事韬略之智囊。余尝自喟叹,左右谋士,余所仰赖者,皆亘古未见之贤才。普阿二君,则更此中之翘楚。区区不才,有何德能,可得膀臂若此?当此功成之际,感荷之心,亦自拳拳。
But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to. It belongs to you. It belongs to you.
至于鄙人铭之肺腑,须臾不敢忘怀者,则诸位也。盖今日鄙人之胜绩,实诸位之胜绩,鄙人之荣光,实诸位之荣光!
I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn’t start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington. It began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston. It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give $5 and $10 and $20 to the cause.
余素朴陋,虽有参选之心,并无必胜之志。谋事之初,银资乏匮,从者寥寥;起事之地,皆蔽寓荒斋,不在高阁;成事之基,无非寻常百姓,涓滴之献。
It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation’s apathy who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep.
It drew strength from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on doors of perfect strangers, and from the millions of Americans who volunteered and organized and proved that more than two centuries later a government of the people, by the people, and for the people has not perished from the Earth.
今日之胜,有赖一众热血青年,抛其家,别其室,不辞其苦,不计其酬,矻矻于此——“国中青年爱国之心已泯”之谬论,今可休矣!今日之胜,有赖壮志未已之诸前辈,无惧寒暑,行走奔波,劝说民众。今日之胜,乃数百万美利坚民众之胜,察其意,皆属踊跃为国,观其行,处处谨严有序,足堪告慰二百年前开国之先贤—— 民有、民治、民享之政体,未尝动摇也!
This is your victory.
嗟夫!此实诸位之功也!
And I know you didn’t do this just to win an election. And I know you didn’t do it for me.You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime — two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century.
余知诸君之意非在此一选举,亦非在鄙人一身。盖瞻前路之艰辛,益知此任非同小可也。虽今夕欢贺于此,而明朝酒醒,大患仍自当前,不容有怠——两地烽烟熊熊而起,四海之内纷纷而乱,金融业界惶惶而不得宁。
Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us.There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after the children fall asleep and wonder how they’ll make the mortgage or pay their doctors’ bills or save enough for their child’s college education. There’s new energy to harness, new jobs to be created, new schools to build, and threats to meet, alliances to repair.
是夜,饮宴笙歌之声不绝于耳,而异邦大漠群山中,吾国大好青年,兀自苦戍边塞,惝恍竟夜,性命尚未得安。吾国千万庶民,为人父母者,兀自惴惴难眠,所忧者,乃房宅所贷、病患之费、抚育之资也。至若吾国能源之耗,百业之兴,庠序之教,攻伐之术,怀远之道,亦皆吾等忡忡挂怀者也。
The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even in one term. But, America, I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you, we as a people will get there.
渺渺乎其远,如不可达,危危乎其高,若不可攀。朝夕岁月,焉得成就?余不揣愚钝,愿以四载韶华,付诸此业,胜算何如虽不可知,然昂扬必胜之奇志,成就伟业之壮怀,平生未之有也。君子一诺,其重何如,此地今夕,愿斗胆发一狂言——吾辈既在,其事必成!
There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won’t agree with every decision or policy I make as president. And we know the government can’t solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of remaking this nation, the only way it’s been done in America for 221 years — block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.
逶迤坎坷,份内之事。异见争端,料必有之。国中之政府,谅非无所不能者。余所秉承不移者,唯忠信矣。倘有危难于前,必无欺瞒于世。诸君言论臧否,纵悖逆相左之议,余必当洗耳以聆。于此之外,更当恳请诸君,不吝心血,致力报效,以振吾美利坚重兴之业。余亦别无他想,唯盼吾侪协力,延继吾国既肇二百二十一年之大统,汇涓滴之力,而成万世之业。
What began 21 months ago in the depths of winter cannot end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek. It is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It can’t happen without you, without a new spirit of service, a new spirit of sacrifice.
昔年冬日,余有志于斯,投身此业,屈指算来,倏然近二载矣。当此秋夜,追思反省,仍无溃退逃亡之意。选战之胜,无非一役之功,余梦寐所思矢志所求者,非在乎此。溯源究本,此役之胜,不过革世变时一大好良机耳。倘止步于斯,垂手而待,或无诸君倾力相援,则壮志丰功,无非泡影,诸般梦想,终必虚妄。
So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism, of responsibility, where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves but each other. Let us remember that, if this financial crisis taught us anything, it’s that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers. In this country, we rise or fall as one nation, as one people.
爱国之心,报国之念,吾人固有之,然逢今日之世,此心此念亦当一变——吾辈各执己业,益当各竭其力,各尽其命,非但为一己之利,而更期普世之荣。今岁,金融业界动荡多舛,细审观之,当可以之为鉴——实业之损,亦是金融之伤。可知,既在邦域之内,吾辈荣辱休戚,皆相与共矣!
Let’s resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let’s remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House, a party founded on the values of self-reliance and individual liberty and national unity.Those are values that we all share.
党争纷纭,阴谋卑鄙,愚鲁无知,皆腐蚀清白、惑乱政局之弊也,其缘由已久,余今愿与诸君协力,共灭除之。昔年曾有此郡先贤,执共和党之帜,而掌总统府之权。自强独立,自由统一等信念,皆斯人之所倡,亦吾辈之所宗。
And while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, we are not enemies but friends. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection.
今岁选战,吾民主党人幸有一胜,然谦逊和合之心未尝少减。余素信服者,乃山河破碎之际,林肯总统之言——“既是至亲,终不为敌。虽弩张剑拔,而血脉未尝断,情义不少减。”
And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote tonight, but I hear your voices. I need your help. And I will be your president, too.
固然,仍有四方志士,不为鄙人所动,另有高明之选。虽终悭此一票之缘,然诸君高论,余亦声声在耳,字字在心。倘能得诸君之援手,鄙人幸甚。他日待余总而统之,亦必不另眼以待也。
And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces, to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of the world, our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand.
吾邦民众,散居天下,各安其命,而其志一也。吾邦鼎盛之势,今已乍现锋芒。
To those — to those who would tear the world down: We will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security: We support you. And to all those who have wondered if America’s beacon still burns as bright: Tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity and unyielding hope.
至于心怀叵测,与世人为仇、与天下为敌者,吾邦猛志常在,彼等必取灭亡。心思纯良,久慕大同者,吾辈当倾力以助,鼎力相援。犹疑未定,不知吾自由之邦兴衰如何者,吾辈愿以今日盛况以告之——美利坚之所以谓之“美”者,非刀兵之强,金银之众,实民主、自由、机遇、梦想之美也!
That’s the true genius of America: that America can change. Our union can be perfected. What we’ve already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.
天自有道,地自有德,恩赋吾邦无上异禀——无他,唯变而已矣。美利坚变革不怠,合众国日趋尽善。当以过往先贤之伟绩,助吾侪今日之雄心,开子孙万世之辉光。
This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that’s on my mind tonight’s about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She’s a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing: Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.
今岁选战,多开亘古之先,屡传千秋佳话。感我至深者,亚特兰大之老妪安尼克松库帕也——库氏之一票,于数百万美利坚民众之选票无异,其所以引人称奇者,其人今岁高龄一百有六矣。
She was born just a generation past slavery; a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky; when someone like her couldn’t vote for two reasons — because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.
当其父辈之时,天道不彰,黑人为奴。库氏其生也不逢时,汽车尚不行于道,飞机未曾起于空,库氏既属黑人,又系女流,票选一事,概无瓜葛。
And tonight, I think about all that she’s seen throughout her century in America — the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can’t, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes we can.
今日今时,回溯库氏百岁之涯,但见吾邦先贤屡败屡战,且退且进,悲欣交集,甘苦杂陈。幸而正道存焉,壮志存焉,曰:吾辈既在,无所不能。
At a time when women’s voices were silenced and their hopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot. Yes we can.
万马齐喑,其事堪哀,吾邦女界怒而起,愤而争,苦战不歇,历数十载。幸哉库氏,以百岁之高龄,终得亲见女流自立于世,重获天赋之权——吾辈既在,无所不能!
When there was despair in the dust bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs, a new sense of common purpose. Yes we can.
当百业萧条,国人绝望哀鸣之际,库氏亲见吾美利坚出旷世之新政,挽狂澜于既倒,扶大厦之将倾,退畏惧之势,扶奋勇之心,终至人各有位,民心乃安——吾辈既在,无所不能!
When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can.
当吾国良港遭袭,天下桀纣当道,暴政肆虐之时,库氏亲见豪杰群起,民主不衰——吾辈既在,无所不能!
She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that “We Shall Overcome.” Yes we can.
蒙哥马利公车之罢辍,伯明翰城黑人之群起,塞尔玛城血雨腥风之事,库氏般般亲历。更曾亲聆亚特兰大传教之士振臂登高之呼——“吾等必胜!”诚哉斯言!吾辈既在,无所不能!
A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can.
俟科学昌明于世,创想通贯一时,既登广寒之阙,又溃柏林之墙。洋洋乎!有百年如是,乃见今岁选战中,库氏之一票。浩浩兮!一百零六载交锋更迭,方有美利坚今日之变革——吾辈既在,无所不能!
America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves — if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?
转眼兴亡过手,而今迈步从头。追昔抚今,不禁扪心而问——俟再历百年岁月,倘吾等后辈儿孙,亦有得享高寿如库氏者,复可见何等之变数?吾辈今日之功,他年可得而见之乎?
This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time, to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth, that, out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope. And where we are met with cynicism and doubts and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: Yes, we can.
所谓天命时运,莫过于此——当为吾邦万民造安身立命之业,为吾辈儿孙启各显雄才之门,为寰宇各国创太平静好之世,为吾等壮志赋千秋不灭之元神。吾邦立国之本,必将光耀于天下。万千同胞,当如一人,一息尚存,梦想不灭。纵有世人旁观在侧,而疑窦生焉,吾辈亦当以千秋不易之训共答之曰——吾辈既在,无所不能!
Thank you. God bless you. And may God bless the United States of America.
拜谢诸君。愿天佑吾民,天佑吾邦。

笨老鼠的星期一

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——本来以为是黑色滴、、、谁知变白了:P
 
最近那叫一个疯忙,前两天因为一个简单的控制问题,把CPES的哥们儿姐们儿骚扰个遍,还两岸三地求人帮忙下载了论文若干。好容易凑合出来点儿能看的东西混过DoD的汇报。
 
这周一要跟老板meet,周日才写完作业。把控制模型发给小老板之后,整理负荷数据到凌晨2点多,根本没准备跟大老板meeting的材料。囫囵睡了一下,早上起来只来得及写了一页纸,贴了个图,就跑去见老板。。。大老板明显是已经定了思路,等我说完我的想法,基本上就扫了一眼负荷图,然后推开,开始向我们灌输他的意志。鼠跟小老板一起奋笔疾书,心里想,嗯,得,自己的笨idea又白想了。可是无论如何,有人direct还是很好很好啊,不然又晕头转向茫然鸟。
 
meet完了回来在地毯上小睡了一下,小老板跑来问我圣诞节会不会呆在美国,我才想起完了完了还没请回国的假。赶紧说我能不能回去啊,小老板说那你赶紧跟Sir说,不然他会扣下你干活的。小老板也要回国,也在打怵请假,正好拉我壮胆。因为她原定回国俩礼拜,这下想回去一个月,不知道大老板会不会同意。于是俩人一起去请假,大老板很nice地说行啊你们回吧,签证需要我提供什么材料你跟我说就行——反正我要做的东西是一月份才用(好嘛~这摆明了是回来俺得勤恳打工啊。不过放俺走已经谢天谢地了。感谢小老板在旁敲边鼓,哈哈~)。
 
回来发现桌子上摆着师妹昨天在南瓜灯里帮我找到的一只老鼠形状的糖果,实在可爱,不忍心吃了……上pic,心情大好
IMG_1088IMG_1090IMG_1091IMG_1092
 

假如你不幸爱上一个自由的灵魂

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那你最好是她的同类
因着相似的气息互相吸引
一样的洒脱、不羁、浪漫和勇敢
忠诚如征雁有信,不一定相守,但一定相知
 
再不济,你得有着如天宽如地广的胸怀
欣赏她的飞翔
纵容她的任性
不离不弃地等待游船归岸,倦鸟知还
 
再再不济,你至少要懂她
知道海角天涯浮萍相聚
像志摩那样挥手而别
只是一片随风而过的云,曾经投影波心
 
你总不能以爱的名义
抛出沉重的绳索,紧紧羁绊
你怎么忍心大雁突然变成风筝
失去生命所有的灵动
 
谁说付出一定有回报
有些事情没有公平和不公平
她的明媚曾经为你绽放,她的翅膀曾经为你停留
记得,或者忘记,都已经足够
 
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胡说中,权作一笑,不笑的不要对号入座,对号入座的也不要扔西红柿和生鸡蛋过来.。。。。。ooOO

Halloween 的“旁观者”

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——夜探乔治镇

从上上周开始,小蜜就很可爱地在ARI一进门的大桌子上放了个南瓜灯,里面塞满了糖果和巧克力。万圣节的气氛一点点地弥漫开来。今天下午meeting的时候,小老板突然说诶你们晚上一定要去George Town啊,那里有化妆游行。巧的是王老板组里也有些师兄师姐要去,于是一行六人坐上地铁向乔治镇进发。

按说这也算是DC著名旅游景点,可惜俺还真是没有好好逛过。(其实……上次去大使馆帮朋友取护照,开车回来开丢了,倒确实是路过这里,不过当时光顾着找路牌了)这一次借着万圣夜的东风,大概熟悉一下情况。我们到得早了些,街上的人还不算多,不过已经是很有大城市商场打折的风韵了。大家都打扮得千奇百怪,反倒显得我们六个衣着正常的人不正常@@"

我们散着步,悠闲地看着街上渐渐拥挤起来,偶尔还抓着打扮诡异的人合影。这是万圣夜,所有的化妆都是为吸引眼球嘛~所以大家都乐得有人认可自己的装扮,合影简直有求必应。逛街还有意想不到的副产品:师妹从格拉斯哥来,时尚的欧洲惯坏了这丫头逛街的胃口,一直遗憾于美国的圡。这下可好,M st. 尽多各大品牌的专卖店,终于给她找到败家的重要据点。

走得饿了,遍寻餐馆不着——其实有的是,不过就连Subway门口都排起长队,没天理啊没天理。好容易寻了家意大利餐厅,定了位子,却让我们半小时后再来,负责的前台说到时候给我们打电话。于是我们六人饿着肚子继续逛,本来还应该会合一位师兄及其夫人,可惜八点多的时候已经是人头攒动,没有碰头的可能了。我们走到M大街和威斯康辛大家的交界处,发现大家都挤在路口,于是也好奇地挤过去——却发现是个骑警,高头大马在路口兜圈,惹得众人纷纷拍照,四个方向的车也都停了下来。好容易挤出人群,我们担心在人潮之中挤不回去,于是挑了小路来走,却发现各家各户门口的布置也都可圈可点:南瓜、蜘蛛网、骷髅、黑猫……不一而足。我们组合来组合去拍照,不防一个“女巫”突然出现,我们赶紧让路,却不见她走,原来竟是这家的主人,估计回来拿东西,看一堆人在家门口摆pose,吓了一跳。我们跟主人也合了影,继续溜达。前面有很多小孩子一家家敲门要糖果,我们饿得不行,于是大家开始讨论需要多年轻才可以去要糖吃@_@"

终于盼到餐馆的电话,我们迅速赶过去,然后……吃了俩小时。等再出门的时候,街上已经塞满了。警察在维持秩序,车几乎无法前行,而人行道连护栏都挤倒了。平心而论,大家的热情是高涨的,不过创意可真不是人人都有,游行的人群中充斥了死神啊,小鬼啊,再就是些卡通人物。男人们很多是丑化自己,而女孩子则都是天使、女巫、猫女郎、兔耳朵……看得多了,也就没那么有趣。不过幸好天气和暖,简直是为万圣夜专门准备的,因而pp的女孩们穿的都很hot,深秋的半夜满眼春光。再有懒的,干脆穿了浴巾出来逛荡,反正万圣夜穿什么都是合理的。我看得比较有创意的是一个亚裔男子扮了个弥勒佛,一身金装,连鞋子也是金色的大脚掌状,很多人挤过去跟他合影,可惜人太多,他这一身走动起来就太难了。

人越来越多,潮水般向M St.涌过来。我们走得累了,想回实验室,恰逆着人潮,行进万般困难,调皮的老鼠趁机掐了左边一只猫女的腰,然后她回头给她左后方的狼头小伙子一个白眼:P话说俺挤的脑子都不转了,实在想不出什么时候遇到过这样人挨人人挤人人推人的场景,如果不是勉强站立,只怕要有踩踏事件发生,人丛中还有继续闹的,故意推搡、尖叫,混乱不堪,可怜老鼠的胳膊不知何时撞到墙上,青了一片。等挤出人潮,奔向地铁站,才想起,这简直就是我国著名周期性场景——春运的再现啊!文静的师姐在旁边突然说了一句:“其实,我们只要守在地铁口就可以看到所有化妆游行的人了……”Orz,一句话否定了我们数小时的struggleT_T

到了地铁站,还真是巧,上一班橙线地铁刚走,我们要等十二分钟才有地铁回程,刚好在站口处欣赏各路英豪。看到三个女“忍者神龟”,我们都四下里寻第四个,却寻见猫师傅;看到一个“奥巴马”,师兄还上去握手,说会给他投票;看到一个性感火辣的“女警”,旁边是清纯的“护士mm”,师兄忽然长叹说唉组里的大师兄去年万圣夜看到一个“护士mm”,至今念念不忘啊-_-!……我们六个一字排开,盯着出站的人群,这倒也行为艺术起来。老鼠想这时候咱六个人要都蹲下,前面一人放个帽子,会有人给钱不。眼前继续闪过各样的化妆:加勒比海盗系列、Wall-E、小丑、公主、超人、博士、拉登……嗯?等会儿,博士?我们四个PhD Candidate不由得把目光再次投到那哥们儿身上:没错,博士帽、学位服,手里还拿个纸卷象征学位证?哇哇哇过分啊,难道博士是应该在Halloween出现的动物嘛?泪奔,tears~~~~~唉我们要真是在某年年底毕业,会不会被别人当成化妆游行的啊,叹~

*btw:推荐彼得德鲁克的《旁观者》。这位大师级人物写的几本管理学书籍里面,还是《旁观者》最有味道~也许因为它最不像罢